I'm specifically reffering to the bath I took yesterday.
My personal favorite 8th grade rumor was discovered when I walked into homeroom and heard (say this with a whisper) "Miriam and Sarah Jo made out in the Science and Technology building handy capped elevator!"
The entire grade was buzzing about it.
But there were 3 things wrong with this rumor started by the most popular, most mean girls in the class:
a) I was not allowed to enter the Science and Technology building being that I was in middle school and only high schoolers were allowed.
b) I did not know that I was a lesbian, I still do not know this.
c) I first made out with Sarah Jo in games of drunk truth or dare in our friend's parents basements, but that was not till years later!
I think that we should create a bubble formula that creates giggles. This may involve soap, nitris oxide and a whole lot of love.
But there were 3 things wrong with this rumor started by the most popular, most mean girls in the class:
a) I was not allowed to enter the Science and Technology building being that I was in middle school and only high schoolers were allowed.
b) I did not know that I was a lesbian, I still do not know this.
c) I first made out with Sarah Jo in games of drunk truth or dare in our friend's parents basements, but that was not till years later!
I think that we should create a bubble formula that creates giggles. This may involve soap, nitris oxide and a whole lot of love.
2 comments:
bubble time might take on a new meaning if miriam is a lesbian. food for thought.
i think the reall food for thought it how to make bubble bath bubbles make you giggle? perhaps give them little fingers that reachh out and tickle you?
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